- girls at the beach: giggles as they jump over the small waves while squealing cutely
- me at the beach: falls face first into a 2 metre wave which i get out of covered in sand and choking on seaweed
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
friendship with me is just various states of this gif
I’m embarrassed by my old self. Like myself but 24 hours ago